Spousal Differences: The 2016 Presidential Election

My husband and I are different people. This is how we work together: We balance each other out. That was clear today, the day after the 2016 election polls closed and Trump was declared the next POTUS. Let me walk you through the day to demonstrate the difference between me and my husband Jamie. This is why I’m grateful for him and for his perspective.

Day 1 of President Elect Donald Trump: My Perspective

Me at 5:30am: *wakes up* *immediately looks at election results* *heart sinks*

Me at 5:45am: HOLY SHIT WE ELECTED DONALD TRUMP OMG!!

Me at 6:20am: *wakes Jamie up* JAMIE TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!! (Jamie mumbles that he knows.)

Me at 6:45am: OMG OUR ECONOMY IS GOING TO GO INTO A RECESSION. Dow futures are down 750 points! He’s going to provoke sexism, racism, homophobia, and xenophobia! There will be violence in the streets! Our country is a mess! What did we just do?!

Me at 7:00am: You know, it does show how out-of-touch “liberal progressives” are. They aren’t necessarily representative of most of America. There was a segment of the country that demanded its voice be heard – and that might not be a bad thing. There are people suffering out there and not seeing change.

Me at 8:00am: But OMG what does that mean for my LGBTQ+, Hispanic, African American, Asian, otherwise multicultural, disabled, and veteran friends, acquaintances, colleagues, and family? What does that mean for ME as a woman? I am actually afraid!

Me at 10:00am: Okay, it seems too late for them to call a recount. Could he possibly get impeached before too much damage is done?

Me at 10:30am: *talks with a Trump supporter* Hmm, well, it’s possible that all of his bombastic rhetoric is actually very calculated? Maybe he’s talking in extremes to galvanize action but doesn’t really mean everything he says to the literal, extreme degree? There are certainly things that could use fixing, after all.

Me at 12:00pm: Wow, Hillary’s concession speech was amazing. People, we elected him over her?!

Me at 3:00pm: Well, let’s be real, I wasn’t too excited about a Clinton presidency. And also, the “stock market crash” the media was predicting didn’t happen. The media, in fact, has been embarrassingly wrong about everything thus far. Are we just fed lies constantly? How can we know what’s true anymore? Is this was the country was responding to? Are they bringing an indictment against the media?

Me at 4:00pm: People calling Trump supporters racist, sexist, homophobic, and bigoted are doing the same thing racists, sexists, homophobes, and bigots do: over-generalize and stereotype. Oh, what is our world coming to? We’re so divided, and it’s so sad. We’re falling apart no matter what side you’re on.

Me at 5:30pm: Okay, I get it. I understand why the people might have elected Donald Trump. I didn’t vote for him, but I recognize that we’re a divided America simmering with discontentment. Voices have been heard. A populist movement is in full force.

Me at 6:00pm: It might not be all bad. America was due for a revolution, I suppose. Checks and balances, right? That’s what keeps us strong. That’s what keeps us from becoming complacent.

Me at 8:00pm: I’m still just so confused. We’ll get through this, but I’m worried about Trump as a president and person in power. We face some uncertain times, but this I know: I love my fellow Americans above and beyond our similarities and despite our differences. We’ll get through this. I can give Trump a chance. I believe in my country.

*And many other emotions and musings in between*

Day 1 of President Elect Donald Trump: Jamie’s Perspective

Jamie around 6:30am: *wakes up* *sighs* I really just don’t want to have to listen to everyone’s opinions on this today.

Moral of the story:

We’ll be okay. The end.

 

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Want to know the secret to happiness? Lower your expectations.

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There’s an epidemic in this day and age: discontentment.

So many people are discontent. They don’t like their jobs; they don’t like their age/stage of life/etc.; they don’t like themselves. They wish they had a partner or spouse, or they wish their partner or spouse would pay more attention to them. They wish they had a family, or they wish they had more time to themselves, or they wish they lived somewhere else, or were doing something else with their lives. They wish they had more money. They wish they could travel. They wish they weren’t wishing so much for more, or for something else, than what they have. It’s especially concentrated among people under age 45 or so, I believe, but no one is immune.

There is a simple remedy for discontentment.

Lower your expectations.

I don’t mean don’t have ambition or don’t have dreams and goals – but making those dreams and goals the end-all be-all, the things that you must achieve before you could ever even consider being content, can make you miserable in the interim. People these days think that reaching self-actualization is the only way to be happy, but that’s simply not true. Happiness is all, always, a state of mind. You can be happier far further down the pyramid.

I know because I used to make myself miserable wishing for something more. I wished I was someone else, I wished I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life, I wished I was better or had different skills, I wished I had done something truly memorable. I was like that from about age twelve until just after I got married. Fortunately I married a man who is good at being content, at sustaining peace-of-mind. And that’s not to say he doesn’t have ambitions and goals – no one without ambitions and goals subjects himself to law school – but he works diligently and humbly while still being perfectly content with this phase of life. The fruits of his labor will pay off later and until then, he allows himself to be satisfied with his life (although probably you shouldn’t ask him how satisfied he is with his life right around final exams).

It’s funny because even just a generation ago, people didn’t necessarily have time to be discontent – to stare wistfully off into the distance wishing for some ivory-tower change in their lives. My father started his first business in fifth grade mowing lawns to put himself through college, because he knew he wouldn’t be able to go otherwise. I’m sure mowing lawns and loading trucks third-shift in high school to put himself through college wasn’t exactly his picture-perfect idea of his high school years, but he did what he had to do to get where he wanted to go with no complaints and no forlorn day-dreaming. He didn’t have time to pine after a life other than his own – he was on a mission.

And his parents before him, my grandparents, certainly didn’t have the time or energy to ponder the life that would ultimately fulfill them. My grandmother was in a displaced persons camp in Germany as a child, her mother stolen from her and placed in a Russian labor camp. Her escape to America, though brimming with possibility, also meant a long and difficult road ahead. She spent hours translating her homework from English to German so she could complete it in German before translating it back to English. Neither she nor my grandfather went to college, and my grandpa never finished high school either, so their dreams centered less upon themselves and more upon providing a better life for their children. And they achieved it – four kids that earned at least a bachelor’s if not a master’s degree and found success. You should hear the pride in their voices when they talk about their children. As for them, they stepped back for a breath after their children were grown and found that they too had accomplished much in life, the product of working hard to build something from the nothing they had when they first arrived in the United States.

And then there was my father-in-law starting up his law firm with his wife pregnant with his fifth child and a small sum in the bank. I’m sure he was thinking less about self-actualization than about providing for his growing family by practicing his craft the best he could. And practice his craft he did, realizing success along the way.

My point is this: I think oftentimes success and fulfillment come not when you’re desperately searching for it, yearning after the insubstantial vision of something grand and wonderful for your life, but when you’re working hard, not necessarily expecting anything beyond providing for yourself and the people you love, and being content along the way. That doesn’t mean you’re not striving to be CEO or to leave a lasting mark on the world or to get married or to have a family or to start your own company or to get your PhD…but it does mean that you don’t need those things to be happy. It also means you’re not expecting great things to happen to you, or feeling like you’re entitled to them.

It means you can be content with yourself, just as you are, which also means you can be confident in yourself to control what is in your power to control and let the rest go.

Excuse the cliche, but life is much too short to live it discontent. Lower your expectations. Work hard. Love yourself. Love the people around you. And one day you may find you’ve reached that utopic state of self-actualization in ways you never expected.

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Why Donald Trump’s Comments About Women Matter – And It’s Not the Reason You Think

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Hardly anyone I’ve heard has tried to argue that Trump is a good person. One of my mom’s and my favorite quotes is, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” It’s a Maya Angelou quote. Trump has consistently revealed who he is, and I think for the most part people believe him; whether or not that translates to a revocation of political support is another story.

And I also think the response to Trump’s comments about women – both the general ones about appearance and such and the more explicit ones about unwanted sexual advances – shows that people generally understand the gravity of his comments. But there are still people out there supporting Trump, and despite my reservations about Hillary (I cannot excuse the issues plaguing her past either, and I am still terrified at the notion of a liberal Supreme Court determining the direction of business and employment laws), I am deeply concerned about Trump’s impact on our society, and particularly on our young women. There are even deeper issues about self-worth and the human spirit that are not being addressed when discussing Trump’s flippant, disrespectful treatment of women.

Let me caveat this by saying that I think we have made great strides when it comes to the equal treatment of women. But there are remaining obstacles to overcome, and Trump represents every one of these obstacles.

The reason why I care deeply about Trump’s comments is because I was one of those young  women whom I can envision internalizing the kind of comments Trump makes and being adversely affected by them. I distinctly remember becoming aware that the world tends to judge the worth of women based on their looks in seventh grade. I will add that I think much of this is perpetuated by women themselves (which for the life of me I cannot understand – but anyone who’s ever seen the satire Mean Girls knows this is true), but it is also perpetuated by men like Donald Trump.

To compound my seventh-grade realization, puberty was not kind to me. Between the bullying on the bus, the lack of friends, and a rather anxious and reclusive personality, seventh grade was mostly a hellish nightmare for me. I didn’t exactly do myself any favors when it came to the social scene, as I tended to carry a book with me everywhere and converse with literary characters rather than real people. But although I did and do of course love reading, books were also my defense, as I was traumatized by most people I interacted with. The literary world was a welcome break from the real one.

I can remember all of the comments on my appearance throughout middle school. “Jesus, if I had your hair, I’d shave it all off and wear a wig.” “You kind of look like a Pomeranian.” “Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Predator?” “Ha! You look like you stuck your finger in a light socket.” Those were a collection of the hair comments…some of which were actually uttered by adults, not kids. The worse parts of my day were the bus rides. I remember the older boy who would seek me out every morning and afternoon while I silently prayed that he would sit elsewhere. I dreaded the moment he stepped onto the bus. One of his favorite hobbies was sitting too close to me, poking me incessantly, and saying the words “penis” and “vagina” over and over again to make me uncomfortable. Which was highly effective. I wouldn’t exactly characterize it as sexual harassment, as that tends to imply some sort of sexual desire – but he frequently reminded me of how very ugly I was, so I knew that wasn’t the case.

I also had the rather unfortunate experience of my hips and thighs filling out much more rapidly than my top half, which made me want to cry when I stepped into the girls’ locker room during P.E., because the girls whose proportions followed the unwritten rule of the beautiful woman, the kind of girls who never talked to me, were confident and beautiful and social and made me want to hide inside the locker and not come out until it was time to go home. I also had connecting eyebrows, which someone, to my embarrassment, brought to my attention in seventh grade. And it was funny because before seventh grade, it never even occurred to me to care. I was confident, active, imaginative, and vibrant, and I didn’t really care what other people thought of me.

I’ve reached that level of peace with myself again, but it was a long, hard road that honestly took me nine or ten years, the discovery of brow waxing (thank God for brow waxing), lots of horrible hairstyles and highlights-gone-wrong, and years of battling eating disorders to overcome. I am light-years from that 12 or 13-year-old seventh grade girl with her forehead pressed up against the glass of the bus, listening to angry music like Blue October’s “Hate Me” and wishing she was anyone but who she was.

As I got older, the conversation changed a bit. Looks still mattered, of course, but there was also the discussion of what a woman should do with her life. And coming from a conservative Christian community, I have to admit that conservative Christianity often doesn’t help. Granted, the ’90s were very different from today, but look up Trump’s comments on the role of a woman to an interviewer in 1994 and you’ll see what I mean. This kind of thinking still persists. I don’t know whether Trump still believes those things, but some people do. We live in an era where women can be anything they want to be, and they can choose how to live their lives. They can choose whether or not they want to get married. They can choose whether or not they want to have children. They can choose (depending on their economic resources) whether or not to stay home, work, or do a combination of both. We live in a world where women can do anything – they can be breadwinners, stay-at-home moms, equal contributors to the household, working moms, single, married, in a relationship, indifferent. They can do whatever the hell they want.  And no one should be able to say anything about it or place any kind of value judgment on it. The same goes for men.

So when we have a presidential candidate who thinks he can make these kind of value judgments, who calls women “pigs”, who (allegedly) made sexual advances on women without their consent, who fired a woman from his reality show for being, in his opinion, too fat, who responded to a woman’s allegation that he groped her on a plane with “Believe me, she wouldn’t be my first choice”, you can imagine why I might be worried for the young women of America. Don’t get me wrong, Hillary has plenty of flaws, and with the exception of some of her social stances, I disagree with most of her policies.

But for the self-worth of our female youth (and a host of other reasons, not the least of which is that I don’t want an asshole for president of the United States), I cannot elect Donald Trump. I want to live in a world where women are respected and celebrated for their intellect and achievements, the impacts they make on people, and quite frankly the people they are – rather than how they look or how sexually desirable they are. Donald Trump is not the sole problem, of course – but he is a representation of it and as a leader, he may have the power to perpetuate it.

And I simply will not stand for it.

 

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An Anorexic Life

About three years and a few months ago I stood on the mushy colored tiles in the hallway of the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital holding a white slip of paper. In stark black and white were the words DIAGNOSIS: ANOREXIA NERVOSA. The words swam above the watery blue and green tiles like little black insects trapped in some sickening sweet syrupy concoction.

It was the second time I had held that diagnosis. The first time had been four years prior to that moment.

The words of the pediatrician who had known me now since I was a sullen and angry fifteen-year-old glaring at her in her office and daring her to try and break my will echoed in my head: “Well, here we are again, Libby.”

I’ve been thinking lately about that moment: how much can change in just over three years. Three years ago, I couldn’t bear to be in the same room with myself. Three years ago, I was desperately clutching to the remains of my girlhood, searching for something I wasn’t going to find amidst the war I was waging against myself. I was on my knees sifting through rubble, thinking I had found treasure.

I thought somehow that I could break myself down and build myself back up into something else – something better. I don’t even know what it was I thought I needed, what it was I was striving for.

Once upon a time, I thought I had a miraculous story of healing. The first time I was diagnosed with anorexia was at the age of fifteen. An awe-inspiring turnaround happened when I found Jesus, and I thought that was the end of my story. I thought I had been healed. I thought I had found the light, that the old me had been shed like a light summer dress and the new me was dazzling and new.

That’s not actually how it works, most of the time.

I found that out when I found myself struggling anew in college, stuck in the same old story.

It was maddening. It was confusing. It was – I know now – entirely necessary, because I hadn’t ever really let go the first time. It wasn’t until I was faced with some real, true choices – when I had everything to lose – that I could stand up to my old friend the eating disorder and say, “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE.”

Because God wasn’t going to let me live an anorexic life, a life slowly starving, wasting away on the inside even while the outside looked okay. He wasn’t going to be all right with that. He was never fooled by the almost-healing, the gilded surface.

He still isn’t fooled by me, which is good, because I’m (usually) not fooled by myself anymore. I love my life – my husband, my family, my job – but I am, quite frankly, a crazy mess held together mostly by prayer and lots of laughter. Also chocolate.

There is a choice. He always gives us a choice. Even when your crazy messy insides are attacking you from within and you feel powerless to stop the fight, you aren’t powerless. I know that because He kept giving me choices and the power to choose right, long after I deserved it. He kept giving me reasons, saying things like, “See this family I gave you? See how much they love you and want you back?” or “See this guy Jamie? See how much he loves you and how much you love him and how much joy he brings you?”

The truth is, I don’t want an anorexic life. There are lots of ways to lead an anorexic life, and I don’t want a part of any of them. I want a life that is full and rich and decadent.

To be clear, I don’t mean I need to travel the world or accumulate lots of wealth or make it on the cover of TIME. I just mean that I want a celebration of a life, that I will choose the full life, the joyful life, over one whittled down by bitterness or discontentment or yearning or whatever else it is that drives humans toward the anorexic life instead.

He told us there would be a time to weep and a time to mourn. And there is.

But there is also a time to laugh and a time to dance. And I will seize onto those times with everything I have.

 

 

 

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Woman

I remember the year that I realized the world has rules for you. I don’t mean rules like you have to clean your room before bed and wear pants to school, but rules like you have to do something specific with your life because you are a man/woman/young person/old person/human. I’m talking about the standard operating procedure for the categories we put people in.

I was in seventh grade when I realized there was a standard operating procedure for being a woman.

I remember because before then, I didn’t care. I wore bell bottoms with giant cloth flowers stitched into them outside to play street hockey. I wore skirts to race the boys in my neighborhood. I played football for a bit before coming inside to play dress-up with my Barbies. The world had no boundaries.

When I was a little girl, I distinctly remember playing with one of my male childhood friends Josh, and we were playing “princesses and dragons.” The main plot of our imaginary scene was that Josh was the prince and I was the princess, wearing a pretty lavender dress. Josh tried to convince me that he was the one who was supposed to be fighting the dragon, but I somehow orchestrated it so that I ended up fighting the dragon alongside him. Once he had slain the dragon, he announced that I was supposed to marry him.

“What?” I said.

“That’s how it’s supposed to go,” Josh said. “I’m the prince. I killed the dragon and rescued you. You’re the princess, so now you have to marry me.”

I stared at him. “FIRST of all,” I began, arms akimbo, “I HELPED kill the dragon. And SECOND of all, I don’t HAVE to marry you. I can do whatever I want! And I’m not marrying you. I want to kill more dragons.”

And that was that. I became a single dragon-fighting warrior princess: the scornful Bachelorette of the Kingdom, rejecting roses left and right.

(P.S. Shoutout to Josh for graduating from Penn State with honors and getting accepted to the top med schools in the country. Clearly he did fine without me.)

The point is, I was blissfully unaware that girlhood and womanhood came with any sort of rule book until seventh grade. Seventh grade was when, in the midst of learning NATO radio code to convey secret messages to my sister and building clubhouses in the basement with detailed club rules and townhouse meeting notes and using sticks and yarn to supplement my newly discovered Indian Warrior Princess persona…I realized no one did those things.

Girls read magazines and painted their nails and giggled and talked about boys and each other. Girls in seventh grade did not build K’Nex in the basement and go target shooting with their dads. Girls wore real bras and lip gloss, not neon orange mesh shoes. There were RULES. And I had evidently missed them.

So I tried to learn them. And thus began my woeful realization that I was bad at the rules. And unfortunately, the rules don’t stop once girlhood ends. Adults have rules too. But it gets even more confusing because adults’ rules contradict each other.

Some, generally conservatives, think (note: I really mean TEND to think…I don’t want to over-generalize here) women should be wives and moms and “gentle spirits” who don’t cuss when they’re mad and who keep disruptive opinions to themselves. Some, generally liberals, think (TEND to think) the world doesn’t really need men at all and women are strong and capable and should eschew marriage and motherhood in favor of their “passions” (generally meaning “career” or “experiences”).

Some think women should be meek and gentle and supportive and nurturing. Some think women should be fiery and strong and opinionated and dominant. Some think women should be mothers. Some think women should be career moguls. Some think women should do both.  Some think women should run the household. Some think women should run the world.

The more I think about the rules, the more I want to laugh. Where do people get these rules? (And yes, I am a Christian, so I know where people think they’re getting them in some cases, but I don’t believe the women of the Bible all fit the same mold.)

Here is the beautiful thing about womanhood: It doesn’t come with a playbook. We’re thrown into the world and we have to figure it out. And however we choose to live our lives, THAT’S our standard operating procedure. That’s the right way to be a woman. Forget the rules, forget the categories – be you. You are the WOMAN.

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Dear Future Daughter

Dear Future Daughter,

At the time of this writing, I am not very old. I don’t have reams of life experience to hand you, neatly stacked and organized. I don’t have much direction to offer you, as I am just starting to find my own footholds. But I have observed. I have collected scraps of wisdom, personalities, interpretations, and successes from women around me. I have sculpted a model of the woman I want to be. And though I am young, I am old enough to have known what it is to lose, love, struggle, and triumph. I know what it feels like to despair and what it feels like to find peace.

And before you set out, attempting to learn all of life’s choreography on your own, there are a few basic moves I can teach you, however imperfectly I might currently be dancing them.

Move #1: Love yourself.

I know this might be difficult at times. Even though I know I will see you as distinctly beautiful, one hundred percent deserving of every inch of space you take up in this world, you may not always feel that way. I hope you inherit the confidence and courage of my mama, your grandma, or of my sister, your aunt, but if you are wired more like me, this particular move will be hard to learn. You might find yourself comparing yourself to others, analyzing the differences and left feeling inferior. You might find your mind wandering to dark places, lonely places, where thoughts become tangled and ominous and you lose the way home.

Though it might take practice, find every reason to love yourself. Figure out how to embrace your you-ness. Don’t even think twice about piling fifty million sparkly clips on top of your head because you think they’re pretty. Don’t listen someone tells you it’s weird to wear one lime green water shoe and one bright orange water shoe to school. Don’t get anxious that you’re doing something wrong if you’d rather read before all your K-12 and college classes rather than face the terrifying notion of talking to people. Don’t worry if your coworker thinks it’s strange to have a picture of a shih tzu that is neither yours nor anyone else’s you know tacked up on your cubicle’s bulletin board (yes, honey, I am speaking from experience on all of these and I turned out…fine).

Your quirks and anomalies will make you you, and even though you don’t exist yet, you are a masterpiece, “fearfully and wonderfully made”.

Move #2: Let others love you.

Here’s the thing: It is very tempting to try to do it all on your own. It’s comforting to be in control. It feels right. You are beholden to no one and everything can be done your way.

But here is the other thing: Doing life that way sucks. You will inevitably let yourself down, and you will have alienated the people who might have extended a hand to pick you up. It’s not possible to do it all on your own.

At some point in your life, you will think that other people couldn’t possibly understand. You will think you are alone, battling in the dark: vulnerable, armorless, and disoriented. I will try to save you the painful, angry process of waging war against yourself: The people who love you get it. They know you – sometimes better than you know yourself. And when you’re not strong enough to fight your own battles, they will take up arms and do it for you. Let them.

And then when the people you love are struggling, help them fight theirs.

Move #3: Question.

Drink in all the information you can. Listen to people in authority, and follow the rules when necessary. But know when something’s not right. If you conform to everything the world and the communities around you say you should conform to, you will be sorely disappointed.

Move #4: Look at the big picture.

In school, in work, in life in general: Try really hard to step back sometimes. We all get caught up in the details, in the minutiae. Our brains take comfort in patterns and routines, so we let them get into routines. We go back and forth, back and forth, building our one little section of the hive without ever realizing how we’re contributing to the intricate structure of the hive – and the honey, the sweet decadent product of all our labor.

If we miss the big picture, we become complacent. We trip and drop the purpose and the drive, the things that comprised our map, and we are suddenly lost. You can get bitter that way. You can burn out. Don’t lose sight of the bigger picture, whatever it is to you: God, family, people, work, mission. The world is larger than your fleeting anxiety.

Move #5: Choose to be happy.

My generation is a restless one. Maybe it’s not necessarily unique to my generation – I find people of all ages wishing for that next thing that will make them happy. It might be an event, a place, a job, a person, or something else. Perhaps it’s simply because my generation has so many more options than previous generations did that so many people seem to be having existential meltdowns over their lives. But I don’t think that event or place or job or person will single-handedly improve your life. You are responsible for that. You can choose to be happy in any place or situation. You can choose to count your blessings rather than your misfortunes. Happiness is a matter of sheer will. Just as there will always be reasons to be unhappy, there will always be reasons to be happy. So why would you be anything but?

Move #6: Pray.

I know that when it comes to faith, you will have to find your own way. I can tell you that I believe there is a God who sent His Son to die to save me and to save you, but I also know that is a very personal thing and you will have your own spiritual explorations and doubts and revelations. But if you want to see a higher power at work, try praying. You will be amazed by what you witness.

Move #7: Stay humble and work hard.

Believe that nothing is deserved and everything is either given by God or earned through hard work, because it’s true. It will be a sad and bitter existence if you constantly feel cheated out of something you think you deserved.

Move #8: Laugh. A lot.

Life is hard work. No one is disputing that. And sometimes people around you will focus on that. Sometimes you will focus on that, because unexpected and tragic things happen. But so do joyful things and hilarious things. There may be a time to cry, but there is also a time to laugh and a time to dance. Sometimes those joyful and hilarious things are big, and sometimes they’re small, and the small things can be the best things. For instance, I might get mad at your dad Jamie for something and be tempted to let the situation get heavy and serious, and then he might play Muse’s song “Mercy” and in falsetto sing the chorus: “Show me MEEEEERRRRRRCCCYYYYY” when I’m dropping him off at law school on my way to work. And suddenly I can’t help laughing and things are solved.

The best cliches and dumb metaphors I’ve ever known have been about laughter. You know, “laughter is the best medicine,” “laughter is wine for the soul,” “the human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter”, blah blah. But it’s true. There is nothing better than laughing except for maybe one thing, but we’ll talk about that when you’re older.

Move #9: Read.

Yeah, okay, I sound like my mom/your grandma. But seriously. I swear it makes you smarter. And reading will leave you dazzled with all the incredible people and stories in the world.

Move #10: Love.

Yes, 3 out of 10 of these moves have been about love. So that should tell you that I think it’s pretty important. Even if you’re bad at it because you know you can be selfish and egotistical, keep loving. Keep listening to and learning about the people around you. When people are different from you, embrace them because that’s what makes humanity so weird and wonderful. Because there is nothing more profound for a human being than knowing you are deeply loved.

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Becoming an Adult (And Other Disasters)

adulting

The older I get, the better I like myself and the more I feel at peace with what God has in store for me. There are no more sleepless nights with the little Me inside my head running around in panicked circles trying to make sense of it all. I’ve come to realize I will never make sense of it all, and I’m okay with that. I can try to grasp a little bit at a time, quietly piecing it together until a pattern starts to emerge.

The older I get, the more emotional I get. For those who know me well, that might seem inconceivable but perhaps I should explain: I get emotional about WEIRD things now: the kind of things that used to make me laugh when I was younger and grown-ups got emotional over them. Things like breaking a bowl make me cry (“WHAT IF I HOST PEOPLE AND I ONLY HAVE THREE MATCHING BOWLS INSTEAD OF THE FULL SET OF FOUR AND SOMEONE HAS A BOWL THAT DOESN’T MATCH AND IT’S AWKWARD AND OUT OF PLACE LIKE ME AND THEY SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME AND REALIZE I CAN’T KEEP MY LIFE TOGETHER?!” – to which Jamie responds carefully, “When do you ever host people?” Oh. Good point). Things annoy me that never would have before, like Jamie’s growing pile of unlaundered clothes in the corner of the bedroom, which I point out huffily to him before freaking out (OH MY GOSH I SOUND LIKE A NAGGING WIFE – HOLY CRAP, NEVER MIND, THROW THEM EVERYWHERE! DECORATE THE HOUSE WITH THEM! I AM STILL CARELESS AND FREE AND TOTALLY UNWIFELY!!!).

The older I get, the more meltdowns I have. I have breakdowns over things like the toilet plunger, against which I waged an epic battle last weekend. Before our wedding, we registered for this sleek toilet plunger and brush set in bronze holders. At the time, I was quite pleased with how lovely they looked, but then I tried to pull the plunger out of its pretty bronze holder and realized it was suctioned to the bottom. Fortunately, Jamie was gone, but naturally I was embarrassed about clogging the toilet, and I was absolutely determined to fix it before he got back. I yanked and tugged and shouted curse words (hopefully my neighbors weren’t listening too closely?).

I am SO GLAD Jamie was absent and thus did not witness the crazy. I was so frustrated I had tears running down my cheeks and finally got myself so worked up that I ran outside to the sidewalk with the bronze holder and banged it as hard as I could against the sidewalk to dislodge the plunger.

Our apartment complex houses a lot of minority students, and I kind of picture them peeking out their windows and raising their eyebrows at each other like, “Oh my, that is one crazy ass white girl.”

In the end, I didn’t get the plunger out even though I banged the bronze holder so hard against the sidewalk that the bottom of it came loose (but NOT THE PLUNGER). I was so mad that I ran to the dumpster, hurled the plunger in, and stomped over to Big Lots across the street. I bought a new plunger with a nice open plastic holder. People at Big Lots, including the cashier, were staring at me a little strangely (was it the tear-stained cheeks or the frizzy hair or the fact that I was quite deliberately and unashamedly stalking to the register with just a plunger in hand?).

Once back home, I, exhausted, fell asleep.

The older I get, the easier I fall in love. I fall in love more and more with my husband, which never ceases to amaze me, since I loved him enough before we got married to decide I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. I fall in love with books and pretty metaphors and the satisfying sound of the keyboard when I have a breakthrough on a work project and start pounding away furiously. I fall in love when I hold my little nephews and look at their smooth, pure faces, utterly unmarred by worry or sadness. I fall in love with my two families, mine and my husband’s.

The older I get, the more I worry. Or again, rather, the more I worry about different things. Instead of worrying about whether or not I got that question I was agonizing over right on the test a week ago, I worry whether or not I should be spending more time researching the mutual funds our retirement accounts are invested in, or for that matter, whether or not we should be contributing a little more to those accounts. Then I worry about the retirement crisis in America and the fact that all of our currency is fiat currency and one computer virus could wipe out all our wealth and all the work I’ve ever worked on up to this point.

Then I have to remind myself to calm down a bit.

The older I get, the more plans change. My mom laughs when I muse about what having kids someday might be like: this from the girl who swore there was No Way she was Ever Having Kids until she was at least 35, if at all. And speaking of worry, sometimes I worry about that. Like seriously: How do mamas do it, work 40+ hours a week and keep themselves and their children alive and fed and do the administrative tasks that living simply requires, like cleaning and running errands? I can barely feed myself and keep a 600 square foot apartment clean. Sometimes I suspect older adults either have some sort of secret I haven’t yet discovered – or maybe they’ve simply built up endurance running through life so long; their legs have gone numb, like halfway through a marathon. They can just keep going.

The older I get, the more excited I get. I am excited about where I am now, where I work and the people I work with, my friends whom I adore, my partner in all of life, the future, the things God has yet to teach me. Life is crazily, furiously, heartrendingly, joyously freaking beautiful, and I am ready for it all.

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